How did you get here anyway?
-His Octacular Holiness
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What is muffnana?
Muffnana is about helping you reach your goals.
Truth Be Upon You
On the 23rd day of the month of Mollusk in the year of our Holiness, the tentacular Lord shall return to retrieve his faithful followers. Our cephalopodic salvation is dependent entirely on our adherence to the 8 principles of the Calamaric lifestyle. The faithful shall drink of the ink of repudiation and reality shall crumble.
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